Take a look at that ghetto lunch bag I brought to the office today. I mean, what kind of self respecting mid level manager stuck doing meaningless tasks most of the day would use a bag for lunch that many people use to pick up their dogs poop while walking around Greenlake.
Now take a look at the lunch bag below that I just ordered. Very subtle, I know, but everyone will know it belongs to me.
For lunch today I had an incredible Field Roast sandwich. Cooking black bean burgers with a side of fried carrots and beets (yuppie fried by the way, lightly cooked in olive oil) for dinner tonight.
Ya, I felt REALLY stylin walking into the Seattle office this afternoon with my huge Whole Foods grocery bad which held like 3 things in it--about 5 people looked at me with an expression like "who's the douchebag who did his grocery shopping at lunch?" which was fun...
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Where are the potatoes grown? Is potatoes supposed to have an e in it? Today, I came back to the house and had the other half of my $13.98 squash lasagna.
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